YOU SAID:
I have a great job, a smoking hot wife, and lovely children.
INTO JAPANESE
素晴らしい仕事、喫煙ホット妻と素敵な子供があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Great work, smoking hot wife and wonderful children.
INTO JAPANESE
偉大な仕事、喫煙ホット妻と素晴らしい子供たち。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Great work, smoking hot wife and wonderful children.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.