YOU SAID:
I have a funky cat chilling in the basement
INTO JAPANESE
私は地下に冷たいファンキーな猫がいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a cold funky cat in the basement
INTO JAPANESE
私は地下に冷たいファンキーな猫がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a cold funky cat in the basement
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