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I have a friend who can say a few German and Russian sentences, and can also say "Omai wa mou shinderu", then claims to everyone he meets that he speaks German, Russian, and knows most Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
私はいくつかのドイツ語とロシア語の文章を言うことができるし、また「おまえは mou shinderu」、その後誰クレームを言うことができる友人を持っている彼はドイツ語を話すことを満たしてロシア、とほとんどの日本人が知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can say Germany and Russia, some sentences and also "you're mou shinderu", then who knows Russia, and most of the Japanese, have a friend who can tell claims he met Germany to speak.
INTO JAPANESE
ドイツやロシア、いくつかの文とも「あなたは mou shinderu」、私言うことができるし彼は話すことドイツ会ったと主張誰がロシアと日本人のほとんど伝えることができる友人がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Germany and Russia, and also you mou shinderu said, claimed he met Germany to speak, and can I say that has a friend who can hardly tell Russia and Japanese who.
INTO JAPANESE
ドイツとロシアとも mou の shinderu は言った、彼に会った、いわばドイツとロシアと日本語を話すことができるほとんどの友人がいることを言うことができると主張しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And Germany has argued with Russia mou shinderu can say that can so to speak, to Germany, Russia and Japan to speak, said he met a few friends.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.