YOU SAID:
I have a friend called James and he has a dog and he is sitting on a chair next to me.
INTO JAPANESE
ジェームスと呼ばれる友人がいる私と彼は犬を持っているし、彼は私の隣で椅子に座っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is sitting on the Chair next to me, and I have a friend called James and he has a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私の隣に椅子に座っている、私と呼ばれるジェームズ友人、彼は犬を飼っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He was sitting in a chair next to me, I called James friend, he has a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私の隣で椅子に座っていた、ジェームスの友人を呼ばれる、彼は犬を飼っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He called the friends of James sat in the Chair next to me, he has a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はジェームスの友人と呼ばれる私の横にある椅子に座って、彼は犬を飼っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He sat in the Chair beside me called a friend of James, he is a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はジェームスの友人と呼ばれる私の横にある椅子に座って、彼は犬。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He sat in the Chair beside me called a friend of James, he's a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はジェームスの友人と呼ばれる私の横にある椅子に座って、彼は犬。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He sat in the Chair beside me called a friend of James, he's a dog.
You should move to Japan!