YOU SAID:
I have a fish in my mouth and a dog on y head
INTO JAPANESE
私の口と y の頭に犬の魚をあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog fish head y with my mouth.
INTO JAPANESE
犬の魚の頭をくわえて y。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog fish head in mouth y.
INTO JAPANESE
犬魚頭口 y。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog fish head mouth y.
INTO JAPANESE
犬魚の頭口 y。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog fish head mouth y.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.