YOU SAID:

I have a fear of long swords, because they're swords and long like my dog who pees on everything, the little roughcast

INTO JAPANESE

私は長い剣が怖いのです。なぜなら、それらは剣であり、すべてをおしっこする私の犬のように長いからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am afraid of long swords. Because they are swords and long like my dog peeing everything.

INTO JAPANESE

私は長い剣が怖い。彼らは剣であり、私の犬がすべてをおしっこするように長いので。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am afraid of long swords. Because they are swords and so long as my dog peees everything.

INTO JAPANESE

私は長い剣が怖い。なぜなら彼らは剣であり、私の犬がすべてをおしっこする限り。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am afraid of long swords. Because they are swords and as long as my dog peees everything.

INTO JAPANESE

私は長い剣が怖い。なぜなら彼らは剣であり、私の犬がすべてをおしっこする限り。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am afraid of long swords. Because they are swords and as long as my dog peees everything.