YOU SAID:
I have a donut but phil won't share his donut with the guy who went and bought me a ring because he is my ex girlfriend
INTO JAPANESE
私はドーナツを持っていますが、フィルは彼が私の元ガールフレンドなので、私に行って指輪を買った男と彼のドーナツを共有しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a donut but Phil doesn't share his donut with the guy who went to me and bought a ring because he is my ex girlfriend
INTO JAPANESE
私はドーナツを持っていますが、フィルは私の元ガールフレンドであるため、私に行って指輪を買った男と彼のドーナツを共有しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a donut but Phil is my ex girlfriend so I don't share his donut with the guy who went to me and bought a ring
INTO JAPANESE
私はドーナツを持っていますが、フィルは私の元ガールフレンドなので、彼のドーナツを私に行って指輪を買った人と共有しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a donut but Phil is my ex girlfriend so I don't share his donut with the guy who went to me and bought a ring
Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party.