YOU SAID:
I have a dog who likes to shart on my brother’s face
INTO JAPANESE
私は弟の顔をなでるのが好きな犬を飼っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog that likes to pet my brother's face
INTO JAPANESE
私は弟の顔をなでるのが好きな犬を飼っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog that likes to pet my brother's face
You should move to Japan!