YOU SAID:
I have a dog who chases frogs on logs in bogs with hogs. She jogged till sogged until her cogs, spun.
INTO JAPANESE
私は豚のいる沼地の丸太の上でカエルを追いかける犬を飼っています。彼女は歯車が回転するまでずぶ濡れになるまでジョギングした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog that chases frogs over logs in swamps with pigs. She jogged until she was soaking wet until the gears spun.
INTO JAPANESE
豚のいる沼地で丸太の上でカエルを追いかける犬を飼っています。彼女は歯車が回転するまでずぶ濡れになるまでジョギングした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog that chases frogs over logs in swamps with pigs. She jogged until she was soaking wet until the gears spun.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.