YOU SAID:
i have a dog my dog was late baby eats you
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を飼っています私の犬は遅れていた赤ちゃんはあなたを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog my dog was late baby eats you
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を飼っています私の犬は遅れていた赤ちゃんはあなたを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog my dog was late baby eats you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.