YOU SAID:
I have a dog and he is very nice my sister thinks I'm stupid and straight
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を飼っていますが、彼はとてもいい人です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog, but he is a very good person.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を飼っていますが、彼はとてもいい人です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog, but he is a very good person.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.