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YOU SAID:

I have a date with my left hand. Get it? Like masturbation.

INTO JAPANESE

デートなんだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a date. With my son.

INTO JAPANESE

デートなんだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a date. With my son.

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