YOU SAID:
I have a crippling hemorrhoid problem
INTO JAPANESE
私は不自由な痔の問題を抱えている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a problem with a crippled nephew.
INTO JAPANESE
私は不自由な甥に問題があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a problem with a crippled nephew.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.