YOU SAID:
i have a cat that has a hat that gives a pat that sits on my lap
INTO JAPANESE
膝の上に座ってパットをする帽子をかぶった猫がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a cat in a hat that sits on my lap and puts on
INTO JAPANESE
帽子をかぶった猫が膝の上に座って着ています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cat in a hat is sitting on his lap
INTO JAPANESE
帽子をかぶった猫が膝の上に座っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cat in a hat sits on his lap
INTO JAPANESE
帽子をかぶった猫が膝の上に座っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cat in a hat sits on his lap
That's deep, man.