YOU SAID:
I have a bowl mr. Squidward
INTO JAPANESE
ボウルがある氏イカルド
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a bowl said Squidward
INTO JAPANESE
ボウルは、イカルドを述べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bowl says, Squidward.
INTO JAPANESE
ボウルは、イカルドを言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bowl, Squidward says.
INTO JAPANESE
ボウル、イカルドは言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bowl, Squidward says.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.