YOU SAID:
I have a book review due Tuesday and I'm just farting around on this stupid translation website. When will I learn not to procrastinate? When? Tell me, when?
INTO JAPANESE
私を見るため、本がある火曜日と私はちょうどこの愚かな翻訳サイトの周りおならよ。先延ばしにしないときで学びますか。いつ。教えて、いつですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tuesday there are books to look at me, and I just this stupid translation sites around fart. What you'll learn when you don't procrastinate. At any time. Tell me the time?
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日を見てと私はこの愚かな翻訳ではちょうどおなら各地本があります。何を学ぶ先延ばしにしません。いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seen on Tuesday and I in this stupid translation just fart around the book. Don't put off what you learn. At any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に見られるし、私はこの愚かな翻訳ではちょうど本の周りおなら。何を学ぶを先送りしません。いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seen on Tuesday and this is my silly translations, just fart around the book. Delay does not learn anything. At any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に見てこれは私の愚かな翻訳、本の周りちょうどおなら。遅延は、何も学ばない。いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On Tuesday, it was silly of me around just translated the books of farting. Delay is not learning. At any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に、それは愚かだった私は約ちょうどおならの書籍を翻訳します。遅延は教えられていません。いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On Tuesday, it was stupid I just about translate books of farting. Delay is not taught. At any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に、私はちょうどおならの書物の翻訳は愚かだった。遅延は教えられない。いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On Tuesday, I was just stupid fart book translations. Delay is not taught. At any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に、ちょうど愚かなおなら本翻訳がだった遅延は教えられない。いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On Tuesday, just stupid fart this translation was the delay is not taught. At any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に、ちょうど愚かなおならこの翻訳は遅延は教えていません。いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On Tuesday, just stupid fart this translation delays are not taught. At any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に、ちょうど愚かなおならの遅延は教えていないこの翻訳です。いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On Tuesday, just stupid if you delay this translation does not tell me is. At any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日、ちょうど愚かな、遅延がこの翻訳を教えていない場合。いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On Tuesday, just a stupid, lazy translation if you don't tell. At any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に、ちょうど愚かな、怠惰な翻訳教えていない場合。いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On Tuesday, not just tell us stupid and lazy translation; At any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日にだけではなく教えて愚かで怠け者の翻訳;いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On Tuesday not only to teach stupid lazy translation; at any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
愚かな怠惰な翻訳を教えるだけでなく、火曜日にいつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stupid lazy translation to teach only in not, at any time on Tuesday. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
愚かな遅延変換だけで教える火曜日に任意の時間ではなく。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not just a stupid late Tuesday night at any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
だけでなく、愚かな火曜日深夜いつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just not the stupid Tuesday night at any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
だけではない、愚かな火曜日の夜にいつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just so no, stupid Tuesday night at any time. Please tell me the time.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょうどので、いや、愚かな火曜日の夜にいつでも。時間を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just so no, stupid Tuesday night at any time. Please tell me the time.
Come on, you can do better than that.