YOU SAID:
I have a big dookie that's stuck in me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は立ち往生している大きなドゥーキーを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a big ducky that is stuck.
INTO JAPANESE
私は立ち往生している大きなダッキーを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a big ducky that is stuck.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.