YOU SAID:
I have a big cucumber in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンに大きなキュウリがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a big cucumber in my trousers
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンに大きなキュウリを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a big cucumber in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンに大きなキュウリがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a big cucumber in my trousers
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンに大きなキュウリを持っています
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium