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i have a belly button and a mustache at the same time isn't that crazy

INTO JAPANESE

私はおへそと口ひげを同時に持っています、それはそんなにクレイジーではありませんか

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I have a belly button and a mustache at the same time, isn't that crazy

INTO JAPANESE

おへそと口ひげが同時にある、それはおかしくないですか

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Isn't it weird that you have a belly button and a mustache at the same time?

INTO JAPANESE

おへそとヒゲが同時に生えているのは奇妙ではありませんか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Isn't it weird that you have a belly button and a beard at the same time?

INTO JAPANESE

おへそとひげが同時に生えているのは奇妙ではありませんか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Isn't it weird that you have a belly button and a beard at the same time?