YOU SAID:

I have a bad haircut, hate my barber. I like cats though, especially hairless ones, they have BETTER HAIR THAN ME!

INTO JAPANESE

私は髪型が悪くて、床屋が大嫌いです。私は猫が好きですが、特に毛のない猫は私よりも優れた毛を持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have bad hair and hate barbershops. I like cats, but especially hairless cats have better hair than mine.

INTO JAPANESE

私は髪が悪くて床屋が嫌いです。私は猫が好きですが、特に毛のない猫は私よりも毛が生えています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have bad hair and hate barbershops. I like cats, especially hairless ones, which are more furry than I am.

INTO JAPANESE

私は髪が悪くて床屋が嫌いです。私は猫が好きで、特に毛のない猫が好きで、私よりも毛が生えています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have bad hair and hate barbershops. I like cats, especially hairless ones, and they have more hair than I do.

INTO JAPANESE

私は髪が悪くて床屋が嫌いです。私は猫が好きで、特に毛のない猫が好きですが、猫は私よりも毛が生えています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have bad hair and hate barbershops. I like cats, especially hairless cats, but they have more hair than I do.

INTO JAPANESE

私は髪が悪くて床屋が嫌いです。私は猫、特に毛のない猫が好きですが、猫は私よりも毛が生えています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have bad hair and hate barbershops. I like cats, especially hairless cats, but they have more hair than I do.