YOU SAID:
I have a bad case of diarrhoea it is making me sick and poo a lot.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私が病気になって下痢のうんち悪いケースがたくさんあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's a lot of bad cases of diarrhea as I got sick.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私が病気になったときの下痢の多くの悪いケースです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's a lot of bad cases of diarrhea when I get sick.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私が病気になると、下痢の悪いケースがたくさんあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It has a lot of bad cases of diarrhea when I get sick.
INTO JAPANESE
私が病気になると、それは下痢の悪いケースがたくさんあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I get sick, it has lots of bad cases of diarrhea.
INTO JAPANESE
私が病気になると、それは下痢の悪いケースがたくさんあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I get sick, it has lots of bad cases of diarrhea.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.