YOU SAID:
i have a bad case of diarrhea and pooped myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は下痢の悪いケースがあり、自分をうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a bad case of diarrhea and hate myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は下痢の悪いケースがあり、自分を憎む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a bad case of diarrhea and hate myself
You've done this before, haven't you.