YOU SAID:
I have 81349872857248 kids in my basement
INTO JAPANESE
地下室に81349872857248人の子供がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are 81349872857248 children in the basement
INTO JAPANESE
地下には81349872857248人の子供がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are 81349872857248 children in the basement
You should move to Japan!