YOU SAID:
I hate you so much because you were a little bag of cookies and I don’t like that about you. I wish you were a bag of salt!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが大嫌いです、なぜならあなたはクッキーの小さな袋だったからです、そして私はあなたのそれが好きではありません。あなたが塩の入った袋だったらいいのに!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate you because you were a little bag of cookies and I don't like that of you. I wish you were a bag of salt!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが嫌いです、なぜならあなたはクッキーの入った小さな袋だったからです、そして私はあなたのことが好きではありません。あなたが塩の入った袋だったらいいのに!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate you because you were a little bag of cookies and I don't like you. I wish you were a bag of salt!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがクッキーの小さな袋だったから私はあなたが嫌いです、そして私はあなたが好きではありません。あなたが塩の入った袋だったらいいのに!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate you because you were a little bag of cookies, and I don't like you. I wish you were a bag of salt!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがクッキーの小さな袋だったから私はあなたが嫌いです、そして私はあなたが好きではありません。あなたが塩の入った袋だったらいいのに!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate you because you were a little bag of cookies, and I don't like you. I wish you were a bag of salt!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.