YOU SAID:
I hate when trump kicks me over the wall.
INTO JAPANESE
トランプが私を壁に蹴ったとき、私は嫌いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate when the playing card kicks me against the wall.
INTO JAPANESE
私はトランプカードが私を壁に蹴ったときに嫌いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate when the cards kick me on the wall.
INTO JAPANESE
私はカードが壁に私を蹴るときに私は嫌い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate when the card kicks me over the wall.
INTO JAPANESE
私はカードが壁の上に私をキックするときに私は嫌い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate when the card kicks me over the wall.
That's deep, man.