YOU SAID:
I hate when the salad tries to kill my family
INTO JAPANESE
サラダが家族を殺そうとするのは嫌い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate salads trying to kill my family
INTO JAPANESE
家族を殺そうとするサラダが嫌い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate salads trying to kill my family
That didn't even make that much sense in English.