YOU SAID:
I hate when people die on Thursdays before lunch.
INTO JAPANESE
木曜日の昼食前に人が死ぬのは嫌です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't want people to die before lunch on Thursday.
INTO JAPANESE
木曜日の昼食前に人々が死ぬことを望まない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't want people to die before lunch on Thursday.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.