YOU SAID:
i hate the ducks on my front porch, always giving me stds
INTO JAPANESE
私はフロントポーチのアヒルが嫌いで、いつも私に性感染症を与えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate front porch ducks and they always give me STDs
INTO JAPANESE
私はフロントポーチのアヒルが嫌いで、いつも私に性感染症を与えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate front porch ducks and they always give me STDs
You should move to Japan!