YOU SAID:
I hate my freaking liar friend Emma. She is so mean, I wish I could twist open her chest and see what her stupid heart desires.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のおかしな嘘つきの友人エマが嫌いです。彼女はとても意地悪なので、私は彼女の胸をひねって、彼女の愚かな心が何を望んでいるのかを見ることができたらいいのにと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate my funny lying friend Emma. She's so mean that I wish I could twist her chest and see what her stupid heart wants.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の面白い嘘の友人エマが嫌いです。彼女はとても意地悪なので、私は彼女の胸をひねって、彼女の愚かな心が何を望んでいるのかを見たいのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate my funny lying friend Emma. She's so mean that I want to twist her chest and see what her stupid heart wants.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の面白い嘘の友人エマが嫌いです。彼女はとても意地悪なので、私は彼女の胸をひねり、彼女の愚かな心が何を望んでいるのかを見たいのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate my funny lying friend Emma. She's so mean that I want to twist her chest and see what her stupid heart wants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.