YOU SAID:
I hate it when toddlers eat pizza with their butts
INTO JAPANESE
幼児がお尻でピザを食べるのは嫌いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate toddlers eating pizza in the ass
INTO JAPANESE
私はお尻でピザを食べる幼児が嫌いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate toddlers eating pizza in the ass
That didn't even make that much sense in English.