YOU SAID:
I hate Fundy, he swore he would kill my dog, which died a week ago, over killing his fictional dog and stealing his christmas sock.
INTO JAPANESE
私はファンディが嫌いです。彼は、架空の犬を殺してクリスマスの靴下を盗んだことで、1週間前に亡くなった私の犬を殺すと誓いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate fandy. He vowed to kill my dog, who died a week ago, by killing a fictional dog and stealing Christmas stockings.
INTO JAPANESE
私はファンディが嫌いです。彼は、架空の犬を殺し、クリスマスの靴下を盗むことによって、1週間前に亡くなった私の犬を殺すことを誓った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate fandy. He vowed to kill my dog, who died a week ago, by killing a fictional dog and stealing Christmas stockings.
You should move to Japan!