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i hate equilibrium that is why i put a dog on a couch by opening the fridge that is inside the car, if i did that, i would will not have done the thing for that person that i call silly-catty

INTO JAPANESE

私は平衡感覚が嫌いだから、車の中にある冷蔵庫を開けて犬をソファに座らせたんだ、もしそうしていたら、その人に対して私が愚か者と呼ぶようなことはしなかっただろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate balance, so I opened the fridge in the car and put the dog on the couch, if I had, I wouldn't have called him a fool.

INTO JAPANESE

私はバランスが嫌いなので、車の冷蔵庫を開け、犬をソファに置きました。もしそうしていれば、彼を愚か者とは言わなかったでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate balance, so I opened the fridge in my car and put my dog on the couch. If he had, I wouldn't have called him a fool.

INTO JAPANESE

私はバランスが嫌いなので、車の冷蔵庫を開け、犬をソファに置きました。もしそうなら、私は彼を愚か者とは呼ばなかったでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate balance, so I opened the fridge in my car and put my dog on the couch. If so, I wouldn't have called him a fool.

INTO JAPANESE

私はバランスが嫌いなので、車の冷蔵庫を開け、犬をソファに置きました。もしそうなら、私は彼を愚か者とは言わなかったでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate balance, so I opened the fridge in the car and put the dog on the couch. If he had, I wouldn't have called him a fool.

INTO JAPANESE

バランスが嫌いなので、車の冷蔵庫を開けて犬をソファに寝かせました。もしそうなら、私は彼を愚か者とは呼ばなかったでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't like balance, so I opened the fridge in the car and put my dog on the couch. If he had, I wouldn't have called him a fool.

INTO JAPANESE

バランスをとるのが苦手なので、車の冷蔵庫を開け、犬をソファに寝かせました。もしそうなら、私は彼を愚か者とは呼ばなかったでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Since I have trouble balancing, I opened the refrigerator in the car and put the dog on the couch. If he had, I wouldn't have called him a fool.

INTO JAPANESE

バランスが取れないので、車の冷蔵庫を開けて犬をソファに寝かせました。もしそうなら、私は彼を愚か者とは呼ばなかったでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I couldn't balance, so I opened the fridge in my car and put my dog on the couch. If he had, I wouldn't have called him a fool.

INTO JAPANESE

バランスが取れなかったので、車の冷蔵庫を開け、犬をソファに寝かせました。もしそうなら、私は彼を愚か者とは呼ばなかったでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I couldn't keep my balance, so I opened the fridge in my car and put my dog on the couch. If he had, I wouldn't have called him a fool.

INTO JAPANESE

バランスが保てなくなったので、車の冷蔵庫を開け、犬をソファに寝かせました。もしそうなら、私は彼を愚か者とは呼ばなかったでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I couldn't keep my balance, so I opened the fridge in my car and put my dog on the couch. If he had, I wouldn't have called him a fool.