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I HATE canon Phil. He is the worst and he gives the worst advice in the history of advice. Just because he is old doesn't mean he is wise. And just because he will burn all the stuff in his enderchest for canon Tommy, the best boy, doesn't mean he is a good person. He destroyed his home. And killed his son. He is the worst.
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キヤノンフィル嫌い。彼は最悪であり、アドバイスの歴史の中で最悪のアドバイスをします。彼が年寄りだからといって賢いわけではない。カノンのために燃やすからといってトミーは良い人間ではありません彼は家を破壊した。息子を殺した彼は最悪だ。
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I hate Canon Phil. He's the worst and he gives the worst advice in the history of advice. He is not wise because he is old. Tommy is not a good man just because he burns for Canon. He destroyed his house. He killed his son, which is terrible.
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キヤノンフィル嫌い。彼は最悪で、アドバイスの歴史の中で最悪のアドバイスをします。彼は年老いているので賢明ではない。トミーはキヤノンのために燃やすからといって良い男ではない。彼は家を破壊した。彼は息子を殺したそれはひどい
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I hate Canon Phil. He's the worst and he gives the worst advice in the history of advice. He is too old to be wise. Tommy is not a good man just because he burns for Canon. He destroyed the house. He killed my son. That's terrible.
INTO JAPANESE
キヤノンフィル嫌い。彼は最悪で、アドバイスの歴史の中で最悪のアドバイスをします。彼は年をとっているので賢明ではない。トミーはキヤノンのために燃やすからといって良い男ではない。彼は家を破壊した。息子を殺したそれはひどい。
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I hate Canon Phil. He's the worst and he gives the worst advice in the history of advice. He is too old to be wise. Tommy is not a good man just because he burns for Canon. He destroyed the house. It's terrible that you killed my son.
INTO JAPANESE
キヤノンフィル嫌い。彼は最悪で、アドバイスの歴史の中で最悪のアドバイスをします。彼は年をとっているので賢明ではない。トミーはキヤノンのために燃やすからといって良い男ではない。彼は家を破壊した。息子を殺したのはひどいことだ
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I hate Canon Phil. He's the worst and he gives the worst advice in the history of advice. He is too old to be wise. Tommy is not a good man just because he burns for Canon. He destroyed the house. It's terrible that you killed my son.
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