YOU SAID:

I hate Brenda and a bad guy hit me in the shin and I peed all in my pants!

INTO JAPANESE

ブレンダーを嫌いだと悪い男ですね私にヒット、すべて私のズボンに小便をした!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate Brenda is the bad guy hit me, all the pee in my pants!

INTO JAPANESE

ブレンダーを嫌いだ悪い男ヒット私は、私のズボンのすべてのおしっこが!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Brenda I hate bad guys hit me all the pee in my pants!