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i hate big bald forests have rivers flow into the ocean is salty like fries and biscuits are not happy and sad and blue

INTO JAPANESE

大きなハゲの森が嫌いで、海に流れ込む川はフライドポテトのような塩味で、ビスケットは幸せではなく、悲しくて青い

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I don't like the big bald forest, the river that flows into the sea is salty like french fries, and the biscuits are not happy, they are sad and blue

INTO JAPANESE

大きなハゲの森は好きではなく、海に流れ込む川はフライドポテトのように塩味があり、ビスケットは幸せではなく、悲しくて青い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't like the big bald forest, the river that flows into the sea is salty like french fries, and the biscuits are not happy, they are sad and blue