YOU SAID:
I has a bucket! Oh noes! They be takin' meh bucket!
INTO JAPANESE
私はバケツを持っている!ああぎゃ!まあバケット ターキン ' 彼ら!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I has a bucket! Oh too much cat! well bucket Takin ' them!
INTO JAPANESE
私はバケツを持っている!あああまりにも多くの猫!釣瓶はそれらをターキン '!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I has a bucket! Oh too many cats!, the bucket them Takin '!
INTO JAPANESE
私はバケツを持っている!あああまりにも多くの猫!、バケツにターキン '!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I've got buckets! Oh too many cats!, the bucket Takin '!
INTO JAPANESE
私はバケツを持っている!あああまりにも多くの猫!、バケツ ターキン '!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I've got buckets! Oh too many cats!, the bucket Takin '!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.