YOU SAID:

I had to go to the bathroom to take a massive shat

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレに行って大がかりになりました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the bathroom and got a big deal

INTO JAPANESE

トイレに行って大したこと

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the bathroom

INTO JAPANESE

- 浴室へ行ったのよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

-I went to the bathroom.

INTO JAPANESE

- 浴室へ行ったのよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

-I went to the bathroom.