YOU SAID:

I had the ate my farts but shouldn't have had a phone

INTO JAPANESE

私が持っていた、私のオナラを食べたが、携帯電話を持っていないはず.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have had and ate my farts, but should not have a phone.

INTO JAPANESE

私は持っていた私のオナラを食べたが、携帯電話を持っていない必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must have a cell phone I had had my farts.

INTO JAPANESE

私のオナラを持っていた携帯電話を持っている必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must have a mobile phone had my farts.

INTO JAPANESE

必要があります携帯電話は、私のオナラをしていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mobile phone may have had my farts.

INTO JAPANESE

携帯電話は私のオナラを持っていたかもしれない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mobile phones may have had my farts.

INTO JAPANESE

携帯電話は私のオナラを持っていたかもしれない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mobile phones may have had my farts.