YOU SAID:
i had a little turtle his name was tiny tim i put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim he drank up all the water and ate up all the soap and now hes laying sick in bed with bubbles in his thought
INTO JAPANESE
私は小さなカメを持っていました。彼の名前は小さなものでした。私は彼が泳ぐことができるかどうか彼を浴槽に入れて、彼はすべての水を飲み、すべての石鹸を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had a small turtle. His name was small. I put him in the bathtub if he could swim, he drank all the water and ate all the soap.
INTO JAPANESE
小さなカメがいました。彼の名前は小さかった。彼が泳ぐことができるなら、私は彼を浴槽に入れました、彼はすべての水を飲んで、すべての石鹸を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a small turtle. His name was small. If he could swim, I put him in the tub, he drank all the water and ate all the soap.
INTO JAPANESE
小さなカメがいました。彼の名前は小さかった。彼が泳ぐことができたら、私は彼を浴槽に入れ、彼はすべての水を飲み、すべての石鹸を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a small turtle. His name was small. If he could swim, I put him in the tub, he drank all the water and ate all the soap.
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