YOU SAID:
I had a kitty eat cookies on my porch.
INTO JAPANESE
私は子猫にポーチでクッキーを食べらしました。
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I ate cookies on the porch to the kitten.
INTO JAPANESE
私は子猫にポーチのクッキーを食べました。
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I ate a kitten a cookie on the porch.
INTO JAPANESE
私は子猫に玄関のクッキーを食べさせた。
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I made the kitten eat the cookies at the front door.
INTO JAPANESE
私は子猫に玄関でクッキーを食べさせた。
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I had the kitten eat cookies at the front door.
INTO JAPANESE
私は子猫に玄関でクッキーを食べにきらめた。
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I compared the kitten to eat cookies at the front door.
INTO JAPANESE
私は子猫を比べて玄関でクッキーを食べた。
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I compared kittens and ate cookies at the front door.
INTO JAPANESE
私は子猫を比較し、玄関でクッキーを食べました。
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I compared kittens and ate cookies at the front door.
You've done this before, haven't you.