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I had a dream I went to a golf course to play but it was too dirty so I started cleaning it up with a giant lint roller but it started raining so I started packing up to go home and then a fuckton of police cars drove by chasing a car going really fast. They destroyed the gold course by driving through it. I started following them in my car and they were driving like mad through a densely packed suburban area when somehow he shook off the police cars but I saw where he was going, so I followed him into a very rich looking neighborhood. I saw he was a really big buff black dude and he was going to his home that was a big expensive house or condominium. Inside was a bunch of his family and they were all Mormon and I was sneaking around the house trying to see what was going to happen and it turned out he stole a gigantic flat screen TV from Fry's worth $60000, he noticed I was spying on him from upstairs and he mistook me for a nephew that was visiting. He told me to come down and hang out so I went to the living room which was open air and super fancy and told him I wanted to play golf. He got super antsy and I was afraid he would get suspiscious I saw him steal and saw the destroyed golf course, I said it was because I already called some cousins to meet us at the golf course. He said he'd rather play football and I was like okay fine but let me go out to my car and call the cousins to tell them to meet us here instead, otherwise they'll probably go to the golf course right now. So I went out and called the cops and woke up.
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プレイするゴルフ場へ行った夢を持っていたが、私は巨大なコロコロで掃除を始めたが、それは雨が降り始めたので、私は本当に高速車を追いかけて、家に帰ると、警察車運転の fuckton に荷造り始めたのであまりにも汚れていた。彼らはそれを駆動することによってゴールド コースを破壊しました。私は私の車でそれらを次開始と
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Started packing fuckton of driving a police car had a dream I went to play golf, but I began to clean in a giant Colo Colo, it began to rain, so I really chasing fast cars and go home, so was too dirty. They can drive it
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警察の車を運転の開始のパッキング fuckton ゴルフに行った夢を見たが、巨大なコロコロで掃除し始めました、本当に、家に帰ると高速車を追いかけて私はそうあまりにも汚れていたので、雨が降り始めた。彼らはそれを駆動することができます。
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Saw the police car was driving started packing fuckton golf dreams started and cleaning at flooring giant chasing fast cars go home really, and I was so dirty too, so it began to rain. They can drive it.
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警察の車を運転していた見たが速い車は本当に、家に帰る fuckton ゴルフ夢開始およびフロアー リングの巨大な追跡でクリーニングを荷造りを始めたし、私は雨が降り始めたので、あまりにも汚かった。彼らはそれを駆動することができます。
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Was driving the police car because it started raining I saw faster cars are huge tracking fuckton golf dreams start to really go home and flooring cleaning Pack began in too dirty. They can drive it.
INTO JAPANESE
高速車は巨大な fuckton ゴルフを追跡を見た雨が降り始めたので警察の車を運転していた夢が本当に帰宅を開始し、汚れても年床クリーニング パック。彼らはそれを駆動することができます。
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Dirty, was driving the police car because the fast cars started raining huge fuckton Golf saw track starts back home really years flooring cleaning Pack. They can drive it.
INTO JAPANESE
高速車は、トラックは本当にフロアー リングのクリーニング パック年で開始帰ってゴルフを見た巨大な fuckton を雨が降り始めたので、警察の車が汚い、運転だった。彼らはそれを駆動することができます。
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High-speed cars, police cars were dirty, driving because the truck really started flooring cleaning pack years and started seeing golf back huge fuckton went back. They can drive it.
INTO JAPANESE
高速の車、警察の車は汚れていて、トラックは本当にパックの年を洗うために床を始め、ゴルフを見るのを始めました。巨大なファックトンが戻ってきました。彼らはそれを運転することができます。
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High-speed cars, police cars are dirty, the truck really began to floor to wash the year of packs and began seeing the golf. A huge Fuckton came back. They can drive it.
INTO JAPANESE
高速車、警察の車は汚れている、トラックは実際にパックの年を洗うために床に始めて、ゴルフを見始めた。巨大なファックトンが戻ってきた。彼らはそれを運転することができます。
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High-speed cars, police cars are dirty, the truck actually began to floor to wash the year of the pack, began to watch golf. A huge Fuckton came back. They can drive it.
INTO JAPANESE
高速車、警察の車は汚れている、トラックは実際にパックの年を洗うために床に始まった、ゴルフを見始めた。巨大なファックトンが戻ってきた。彼らはそれを運転することができます。
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High-speed cars, police cars are dirty, the truck actually started on the floor to wash the year of packs, began to watch golf. A huge Fuckton came back. They can drive it.
INTO JAPANESE
高速車、警察の車は汚れていて、実際にトラックをパックして1年を洗うために床に乗り始め、ゴルフを見始めた。巨大なファックトンが戻ってきた。彼らはそれを運転することができます。
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High-speed cars, police cars were dirty, actually packed the trucks, began riding on the floor to wash the year and began watching golf. A huge Fuckton came back. They can drive it.
INTO JAPANESE
高速車、警察の車は汚れていて、実際にトラックを詰め込み、一年を洗うために床に乗り始め、ゴルフを見始めました。巨大なファックトンが戻ってきた。彼らはそれを運転することができます。
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High-speed cars, police cars were dirty, packed the trucks actually, started riding on the floor to wash a year and began watching golf. A huge Fuckton came back. They can drive it.
INTO JAPANESE
高速車、警察の車は汚れていて、トラックを実際に梱包し、床に乗って1年を洗ってゴルフを見始めました。巨大なファックトンが戻ってきた。彼らはそれを運転することができます。
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High-speed cars, police cars were dirty, packed the trucks, actually took a floor, washed the year and started watching golf. A huge Fuckton came back. They can drive it.
INTO JAPANESE
高速車、警察の車は汚れていて、トラックを詰め込み、実際に床を奪い、年を洗い、ゴルフを見始めた。巨大なファックトンが戻ってきた。彼らはそれを運転することができます。
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High-speed cars, police cars were dirty, packed trucks, actually robbed the floor, washed the year and began watching golf. A huge Fuckton came back. They can drive it.
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高速車、警察の車は汚い、梱包されたトラックで、実際に床を奪い、年を洗い、ゴルフを見始めた。巨大なファックトンが戻ってきた。彼らはそれを運転することができます。
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High-speed cars, police cars were dirty, packed trucks, actually took the floor, washed the year, and began watching golf. A huge Fuckton came back. They can drive it.
INTO JAPANESE
高速車、警察の車は汚い、梱包されたトラックで、実際に床に着いて一年を洗い、ゴルフを見始めた。巨大なファックトンが戻ってきた。彼らはそれを運転することができます。
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High-speed cars, police cars are dirty, packed trucks, actually arrived on the floor, washed the year and began watching golf. A huge Fuckton came back. They can drive it.
INTO JAPANESE
高速車、警察の車は汚い、梱包されたトラックで、実際に床に着いて、年を洗い、ゴルフを見始めた。巨大なファックトンが戻ってきた。彼らはそれを運転することができます。
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High-speed cars, police cars are dirty, packed trucks, actually arrived on the floor, washed the year and began watching golf. A huge Fuckton came back. They can drive it.
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