YOU SAID:
i had a baby and ate it
INTO JAPANESE
私は赤ちゃんがいて、それを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was baby and ate it
INTO JAPANESE
私は赤ちゃんだったし、それを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was a baby and I ate it
INTO JAPANESE
私は赤ちゃんだった、私はそれを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was a baby, I ate it
INTO JAPANESE
私は赤ちゃんだった、私はそれを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was a baby, I ate it
That's deep, man.