YOU SAID:
I guess little old me will have to do.
INTO JAPANESE
少し古い私がしなければと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a little old me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の少し古いがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is my little old me.
INTO JAPANESE
私に私の少し古いがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is my little old me.
Come on, you can do better than that.