YOU SAID:
I grabbed my sword, and cut the ogre like an onion
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の剣をつかんで、玉ねぎのようなオーガを切り取った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I caught my sword and cut out the onions like onions
INTO JAPANESE
私は剣をつかんでタマネギのようなタマネギを切り取った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I grabbed the sword and cut the onion like an onion
INTO JAPANESE
私は刀をつかんでタマネギのようにタマネギを切り取った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I grabbed the sword and cut the onion like an onion
You should move to Japan!