YOU SAID:

I gotta shoot him in the nuts. Maybe shoot him in the piggly wigs.

INTO JAPANESE

奴の睾丸を撃たなくちゃ。もしかすると、奴のかつらを撃つかもしれない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I've got to shoot him in the balls. Maybe I'll shoot his wig.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の睾丸を撃たなければならない。もしかしたら彼のかつらも撃つかもしれない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll have to shoot his testicles, maybe even his wig.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の睾丸を撃たなければならないだろう、おそらく彼のかつらも。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'd have to shoot his testicles, probably his wig too.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の睾丸を撃たなければならないだろうし、おそらく彼のかつらも撃たなければならないだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I would have to shoot his testicles and probably his wig too.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の睾丸とおそらくかつらも撃たなければならないだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll have to shoot his testicles and probably his wig too.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の睾丸とおそらくかつらも撃たなければならないだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll have to shoot his testicles and probably his wig too.