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I gotta pee so freaking bad

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私はおしっこをしたのでひどくひどくひどい

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Because I did a pee so badly terribly terrible

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私はとてもひどくひどいおしっこをしたので

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Because I did a terrible terrible piss

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私はひどいひどい小便をしたから

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Because I made a bad awful piss

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悪いひどい小便をしたから

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Because I made bad bad piss

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悪い悪い小便をしたから

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Because I made a bad bad urine

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悪い悪い尿をしたから

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Because I had bad bad urine

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私は悪い悪い尿を飲んだから

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Because I drank bad bad urine

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悪い悪い尿を飲んだから

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Because I had bad bad urine

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私は悪い悪い尿を飲んだから

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Because I drank bad bad urine

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悪い悪い尿を飲んだから