YOU SAID:
i gotta go poopy now i have wet poopy lose stool poopy now
INTO JAPANESE
今、私はうんちに行かなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now i have to go poop
INTO JAPANESE
今、私はうんちに行かなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I have to go poo
INTO JAPANESE
今、私はうんちに行かなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now i have to go poop
INTO JAPANESE
今、私はうんちに行かなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I have to go poo
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