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I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute.

INTO JAPANESE

私は家に帰る必要があります。 Oan'tは雨の中で飛ぶ。 Oan'tは雨の中で飛ぶ。 Oan'tは雨の中で飛ぶ。メーデー!メーデー!ビーダウン!ケン、窓を閉めてもらえますか?ケン、窓を閉めてもらえますか?私の新しい履歴書を確認してください。私は折り返しパンフレットにしました。分かりますか?折りたたむあらいやだ。より多くの人間。私はこれを必要としません。 Wh

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need to go home. Oan't fly in the rain. Oan't fly in the rain. Oan't fly in the rain. may day! may day! BE DOWN! Ken, can you close the window? Ken, can you close the window? Please check my new resume. I will return bread

INTO JAPANESE

私は家に帰る必要があります。 Oan'tは雨の中で飛ぶ。 Oan'tは雨の中で飛ぶ。 Oan'tは雨の中で飛ぶ。メーデー!メーデー! BE DOWN!ケン、窓を閉めることはできますか?ケン、窓を閉めることはできますか?私の新しい履歴書を確認してください。私はパンを返すだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need to go home. Oan't fly in the rain. Oan't fly in the rain. Oan't fly in the rain. may day! may day! BE DOWN! Ken, can I close the window? Ken, can I close the window? Please check my new resume. I will return bread

INTO JAPANESE

私は家に帰る必要があります。 Oan'tは雨の中で飛ぶ。 Oan'tは雨の中で飛ぶ。 Oan'tは雨の中で飛ぶ。メーデー!メーデー! BE DOWN!ケン、窓を閉めることはできますか?ケン、窓を閉めることはできますか?私の新しい履歴書を確認してください。私はパンを返すだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need to go home. Oan't fly in the rain. Oan't fly in the rain. Oan't fly in the rain. may day! may day! BE DOWN! Ken, can I close the window? Ken, can I close the window? Please check my new resume. I will return bread

Equilibrium found!

You should move to Japan!

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