YOU SAID:
I got two doges they are my dogs and they are my doges also some people like to abuse children inside of their own mothers
INTO JAPANESE
私は2匹の犬を手に入れました。彼らは私の犬であり、彼らは私の犬です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got two dogs. They are my dog and they are my dog
INTO JAPANESE
私は2匹の犬を飼いました。彼らは私の犬であり、私の犬です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have two dogs. They are my dog and my dog
INTO JAPANESE
私は2匹の犬を飼っています。彼らは私の犬と私の犬です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have two dogs. They are my dog and my dog
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