YOU SAID:
I got some shoes from my drug dealer recently. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day!
INTO JAPANESE
最近、麻薬売人から靴をもらいました。彼が何を紐で結んだのか分からないけど、一日中つまずいていたよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I recently received a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he strung on it, but I was tripping over it all day!
INTO JAPANESE
最近、麻薬売人から靴を一足もらいました。彼が何に吊るしたのかは分かりませんが、私は一日中それにつまずいていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I recently received a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he hung it on, but I kept tripping over it all day.
INTO JAPANESE
最近、麻薬売人から靴を一足もらいました。彼が何にぶら下げたのか分かりませんが、私は一日中それにつまずき続けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I recently received a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he hung onto it, but I kept tripping over it all day.
INTO JAPANESE
最近、麻薬売人から靴を一足もらいました。彼が何にぶら下がっていたのか分かりませんが、私は一日中それにつまずき続けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I recently received a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he was hanging onto, but I kept tripping over it all day.
INTO JAPANESE
最近、麻薬売人から靴を一足もらいました。彼が何にしがみついているのか分かりませんが、私は一日中それにつまずき続けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I recently received a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he's clinging to, but I kept tripping over it all day.
INTO JAPANESE
最近、麻薬売人から靴を一足もらいました。彼が何にしがみついているのか分かりませんが、私は一日中それにつまずき続けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I recently received a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he's clinging to, but I kept tripping over it all day.
You should move to Japan!